Thursday, September 24, 2009

Point of view

Optimist : The glass is half-full.

Pessimist : The glass is half-empty.

Realist : Yep. That's a glass, alright.

Idealist : One day, cold-fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end war.

Capitalist : If I bottled this and gave it a New Agey sounding name, I could make a fortune.

Communist : This drink belongs to every single one of us in equal measure.

Conspiracist : The government is fluoridating the water for mind-control purposes.

Sexist : This glass isn't gonna refill itself, honeybun...

Nihilist : The glass does not exist, and neither do I.

Opportunist : There's a funny t-shirt in here somewhere.

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1 comment:

  1. This was great! I just spent way too much time on your blog! : )