The other day I went to a restaurant that I hadn't been to in some time. It was quite busy but I was in no hurry.
When the waiter came to take my order, I remarked, "You know, it's been ten years since I came in here."
The waiter gave me a sympathetic look and said, "I am sorry sir, but I'm working as fast as I can."
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