Sunday, December 26, 2010

A Few Funnies


Part the Last

An apple a day still leaves you 2-4 servings short of your daily fruit recommendation.

Why does it take a properly prepared and primed surface to paint a wall, but if some spills onto the floor, it's there for life?

If a minister runs out of bread during Communion, is that considered an "out-of-Body" experience?

It's good to have self-confidence. It's better to have a reason for it.

Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

If a General is higher in rank than a Major, why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

Do cows have calf muscles?

Why do we call the elderly old people but you never hear someone call kids new people?

Can a pig pull a hamstring?


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