Funny Stuff

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TRAVEL WARNING
The federal government has issued a travel warning due to the cold weather.
They suggest that anyone traveling in the current blizzard conditions should make sure they carry the following:
- Shovel
- Blankets or sleeping bag
- Extra clothing including hat and gloves
- 24 hours worth of food
- De-icer
- Rock salt
- Flashlight with spare batteries
- Road flares or reflective triangles
- Full spare gas can
- First aid kit
- Booster cables
I looked like an idiot on the bus this morning.
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
today'sTHOT============================
My oven has a "Stop Time" button on it. It probably means "Stop Timer" but I don't touch it just in case.
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