Funny Stuff

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TRAVEL WARNING
The federal government has issued a travel warning due to the cold weather.
They suggest that anyone traveling in the current blizzard conditions should make sure they carry the following:
- Shovel
- Blankets or sleeping bag
- Extra clothing including hat and gloves
- 24 hours worth of food
- De-icer
- Rock salt
- Flashlight with spare batteries
- Road flares or reflective triangles
- Full spare gas can
- First aid kit
- Booster cables
I looked like an idiot on the bus this morning.
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
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My oven has a "Stop Time" button on it. It probably means "Stop Timer" but I don't touch it just in case.
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Casserole Dish Carrier

I found a tutorial for an insulated casserole dish carrier at 2 Little Hooligans and just had to make one. 
I finished it the other night and I will get to use it for the first time tomorrow for a church potluck I am attending.

I found this paisley fabric at Joann’s and fell in love with it.

Just put your casserole in…
fold it up…


and your ready to go. Your dish will stay nice and warm.
-Angie

An Old Funny

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An older couple was perfectly healthy, but they had problems remembering things.  Their doctor recommended that they make written notes to help them remember. So one night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To the kitchen."
She: "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He: "Sure."
She: "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He: "No, I can remember."
She: "Please put some strawberries on it. You better write that down 'cause I know you'll forget."
He: "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
She: "Well, I'd also like whipped cream on top. I know you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down."
He: "No, I don't need to write it down! I can remember!"
Fuming, he went into the kitchen.  After about 20 minutes he returned and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast."
[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]
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I went to a book store and tried to find a Where’s Waldo book, but I couldn't find one anywhere...well played, Waldo, well played.

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Some Old Funnies

 

If any of these real codes refer to something bad I am sorry. I do not know what the real code is on 95% of these. (Jacob)

 

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STC (Senior Texting Codes)
Since more and more seniors citizens are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for senior discounts, these are the codes for you:
ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
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I told my family I never want to depend on a machine and fluids to keep me alive...that's when they took away my computer and coffee maker!
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-Jacob