Friday, October 16, 2009

More funnies



During a recent company password audit, it was found that a certain air-head was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy. When asked why such a big password, the employee said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.




A Swiss guy, visiting the U.S., pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were waiting.


"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked.


The two Yanks just stared at him.


"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tried. The two continued to stare.


"Parlare Italiano?"


Other than a glance at each other, there was still no response.


"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"


Still nothing.


The Swiss guy gave up and drove off. The first Yank turned to the second and said, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."


"Why?" the other replied. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."


[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]






1 comment:

  1. Yeah! So exciting! I hadn't talked to you for awhile so I jumped on here to get a house update. So excited! When do we get to come visit? Gordon is taking off a week for Thanksgiving and a week for Christmas. Which holiday would you rather have visitors for?