Funnies

FUNNY SIGNS

Part 1

 

~ Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.

 

~ Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.

 

~ Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.

 

~ Door of a plastic surgeon's office: Hello. May we pick your nose?

 

~ Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!

 

~ In a beauty shop: Dye now!

 

~ In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

 

~ In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.

 

~ In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.

 

~ In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

 

~ In a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.

 

~ In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.

 

~ In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.

 

~ In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.

 

~ In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center

 

~ In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

 

~ Maternity clothes shop: We are open on Labor Day.

 

~ On a butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.

 

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Beware of the letter 'G'! It is the end of everything!

-Jacob