Thursday, August 27, 2009

Today's Funnies

Customer: "How much are these oranges?"


Vendor: "Two for a quarter."


Customer: "How much is just one?"


Vendor: "Fifteen cents."


Customer: "Then I'll take the other one."


[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]




When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, uphill, often in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a bus.






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