Customer: "How much are these oranges?"
Vendor: "Two for a quarter."
Customer: "How much is just one?"
Vendor: "Fifteen cents."
Customer: "Then I'll take the other one."
[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]
When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, uphill, often in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a bus.