Today's Funnies

Customer: "How much are these oranges?"

 

Vendor: "Two for a quarter."

 

Customer: "How much is just one?"

 

Vendor: "Fifteen cents."

 

Customer: "Then I'll take the other one."

 

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

 

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When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, uphill, often in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a bus.

 

-Jacob